As I previously announced, #DUTBU retired from daily posts as of August 1, 2024, the tenth anniversary of its start. So, this 14th archive of the series is also the final archive. #DUTBU began just as a joke that occurred…
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Dialog Unlikely To Be Used #DUTBU, The Archive volume 13
Here comes another archive of my daily Twitter (or X or whatever it is now) post, Dialog Unlikely To Be Used. It’s Lucky 13 this time! Program note: as previously announced on Twitter/X, #DUTBU will be retiring later this year,…
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Dialog Unlikely To Be Used #DUTBU, The Archive volume 11
Hi there! It’s time for another archive of my daily Twitter post, Dialog Unlikely To Be Used. Enjoy! “Now then, let’s all calm down. Everyone makes mistakes and we can always find another copper-plated toothpick sharpener.” “Cap’n, I cannae change…
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Dialog Unlikely To Be Used #DUTBU The Archive: Volume 10
It’s time once again for another archive of my daily Twitter post, Dialog Unlikely To Be Used. Enjoy! “Look, I know that typos happen, but saying ‘Insert the wildebeest into the coolant system’ is a pretty big error when you…
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Dialog Unlikely To Be Used #DUTBU, the Archive: Volume 9
It’s time for another archive of my daily Twitter post, Dialog Unlikely To Be Used! If you’d like to follow the daily posts, find me at @keithgoodnight with hashtag #DUTBU. In other news-of-my-blog, November is just up ahead and with…
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Dialog Unlikely To Be Used, volume 7
It’s time for yet another archive of my daily Twitter post, Dialog Unlikely To Be Used #DUTBU. Enjoy! “Yeee-haw! Ride that Galapagos tortoise, cowboy, ride ‘im!” “How could we know? Seriously, who could have anticipated the world would one day…
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Dialog Unlikely To Be Used, volume 6
Hello there, it’s time for the latest collected archive of my daily Twitter post, Dialog Unlikely To Be Used. Enjoy! “I recall my Grandpa’s last words to me: ‘My boy, always take good care of your uvula.’ I try to…
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Dialog Unlikely To Be Used, volume 5
Hello, everyone! It’s time for another collected archive of my daily Twitter post, “Dialog Unlikely To Be Used.” Enjoy! “O Mary darling, I simply can’t imagine life without you, unless it is silicon-based, which of course is mere speculation.” “Billy…
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Dialog Unlikely To Be Used, The Archive volume 4
It’s been a while since I posted an update around here. Keep an eye out for the “History of the United Colonies” series of posts to resume soon— I took a break from it at what seemed the natural stopping…
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Independence
May 12-22, 2184 “We’ve gone to a popular vote to endorse each step, right back to the Continental Referendum two years ago.” Safreth paced his office, too agitated to settle down behind his desk. “I don’t want to break that…
