Dialog Unlikely To Be Used, volume 7

It’s time for yet another archive of my daily Twitter post, Dialog Unlikely To Be Used #DUTBU. Enjoy! “Yeee-haw! Ride that Galapagos tortoise, cowboy, ride ‘im!” “How could we know? Seriously, who could have anticipated the world would one day…

Dialog Unlikely To Be Used, volume 5

Hello, everyone! It’s time for another collected archive of my daily Twitter post, “Dialog Unlikely To Be Used.” Enjoy! “O Mary darling, I simply can’t imagine life without you, unless it is silicon-based, which of course is mere speculation.” “Billy…