{"id":179,"date":"2013-10-13T20:23:29","date_gmt":"2013-10-14T01:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/?p=179"},"modified":"2013-10-13T20:23:29","modified_gmt":"2013-10-14T01:23:29","slug":"dr-who-the-stones-of-blood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/13\/dr-who-the-stones-of-blood\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr Who: The Stones of Blood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/p00vfqz3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-180\" alt=\"p00vfqz3\" src=\"https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/p00vfqz3-300x168.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/p00vfqz3-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/p00vfqz3-260x146.jpg 260w, https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/p00vfqz3-160x90.jpg 160w, https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/p00vfqz3.jpg 368w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>The search for the third segment of the Key to Time leads the Doctor, Romana and K-9 to the Doctor\u2019s favorite planet, Earth, in a story that is a complete opposite from last week\u2019s. While <i>The Pirate Planet<\/i> featured the Comedy Destroyer of Worlds, <i>The Stones of Blood<\/i> plays it mostly straight and even attempts a little of the series\u2019 past \u201cGothic Horror\u201d as our heroes encounter a villain who has no plans to conquer or destroy the world at all, but is just trying to hide.<\/p>\n<p>The villain in question is an escaped alien criminal, and evidently a near-immortal one, since she\u2019s been hiding out in the same patch of England for the last four thousand years, posing as a series of women owners of an old manor house (and the various more ancient buildings that preceded it). Besides this series of identities, she\u2019s also been playing the role of a Celtic goddess for a small but devoted cult of neo-druids who sacrifice the occasional chicken at a nearby stone circle.<\/p>\n<p>She could probably have gone right on hiding out if she hadn\u2019t been hasty enough to try to kill the Doctor just for asking a few questions. To be fair, if she\u2019s that quick to try and murder someone she thinks is just an archaeologist looking at the stone circle, then she\u2019s probably committed plenty of similar crimes over the centuries to keep her secret, so she\u2019s certainly not innocent and it\u2019s just as well the Doctor puts a stop to it all. But she\u2019s certainly not a world-threatening alien invader.<\/p>\n<p>This is a small-scale story, and that\u2019s a welcome thing after the excesses of last week\u2019s. It does well for two episodes, striking a similar spooky tone as the departed Hinchcliffe\/Holmes era (although never quite as dark). The monsters of the story, who serve the main villain as henchmen, are unconvincing even by Classic Who standards but they\u2019re used to as good effect as they can be, and one scene in the third episode when they kill an innocent couple out camping is right up there with Dr Who\u2019s best scary moments. Unfortunately a lot of episode 3 and almost all of episode 4 is devoted to a far-too-long trial scene involving the Doctor, the villain, and the alien \u201cjustice machines\u201d sent to apprehend her, which is little more than an excuse for the Tom Baker comedy hour and fails to serve as any kind of exciting climax.<\/p>\n<h4>Details<\/h4>\n<ul>\n<li>There\u2019s other stories that could make this point, and I\u2019ll probably revisit it in the future, but it struck me while watching this episode that when the Doctor says the TARDIS has landed \u201con Earth\u201d or refers to Earth as his favorite planet, he always means Earth in the present day (at the time of the original broadcast). If the TARDIS lands in some other time it\u2019s almost always described by the name of the historical period rather than being called \u201cEarth.\u201d It points out how (paradoxically) Classic Dr Who was almost never about time travel. Different periods in Earth history are treated exactly the same as alien planets, and a question like \u201cwhy not just use the TARDIS to go back and fix a mistake\u201d is never asked because the TARDIS isn\u2019t really a time machine\u2014 it\u2019s a \u201cdeliver you to the adventure\u201d machine. Even when the Doctor occasionally moves the TARDIS around in the course of a story, he moves it in space only, until the adventure is over and he goes on to the next one. Classic Who touched on time-travel plotlines now and again but it wasn\u2019t until the new series, and especially Steven Moffat\u2019s era of the new series, that Dr Who started to routinely make time travel into part of its storylines.<\/li>\n<li>The \u201cstones of blood\u201d of the episode\u2019s title are the \u201cOgri\u201d, silicon-based life forms that look like standing stones in the prehistoric circle. They feed on blood, and can drain it on contact. As predators, they rely on looking harmless and inert until an unwary victim touches them. It\u2019s a scary enough idea\u2014 you lean against what seems like a harmless chunk of rock and it kills you. This is how the Ogri kill the two bystanders in the very scary scene in episode 3: the couple come out of their tent to find that somehow someone\u2019s put two giant stone pillars in the middle of their campsite. As they walk around them, scratching their heads over how such huge stones could have been brought in without their hearing anything, oblivious to the danger they\u2019re in, the suspense is real. You know one or both of them is going to touch one of those rocks, it\u2019s only a question of when.<\/li>\n<li>The problem with the Ogri comes when they\u2019re called on to move and chase our heroes as good monsters should. They glide along, glowing and making menacing noises, but\u2014 they\u2019re just big rocks. Once you know better than to touch them, there\u2019s really nothing they can do. In one scene K-9 pursues one, shooting at it with his nose laser, and the Doctor later finds him badly damaged. \u201cIt was too strong,\u201d says K-9. Okay, but\u2014 what exactly did it do? Topple on him? The episode has to keep the scene offstage in an attempt to avoid the question.<\/li>\n<li>And why are silicon-based life forms eating carbon-based blood anyway?<\/li>\n<li>A better example of Dr Who\u2019s casual attitude toward scientific accuracy comes in a scene between the Doctor and elderly archaeologist Amelia Rumsford. Trying to explain how an alien ship is hidden in hyperspace at the location of the stone circle, the Doctor starts by mentioning Albert Einstein, and we get the following dialog:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\">Rumsford: I know, Einstein said you can\u2019t go faster than the speed of light because the speed of light is a limiting factor.<br \/>\nDoctor: That\u2019s right, very good. Of course I did try to explain the facts to old Albert, but he would insist that he was right.<br \/>\nRumsford: Typical, just like a man.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Some SF would spend time on some ponderously serious explanation to get faster-than-light travel into a story while retaining its \u201chard SF\u201d credentials. Other SF would just plow ahead, ignoring the issue. Here\u2019s Dr Who hitting exactly the right balance, and doing it in a classically Who-ish witty way.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Where or what is Gallifrey, the home planet of the Time Lords? Is it actually a planet you could find somewhere in space, or is it something else? Over the years the series has dropped hints that there\u2019s something unique about the place besides just being the home of the civilization that invented TARDISes\u2014 something perhaps that allowed that civilization to make such an invention. In this episode we get a line that is really just a passing joke, but for lore-obsessed fans, we can add it to the clue list. At one point Rumsford asks the Doctor, \u201cAre you from outer space?\u201d His answer: \u201cNo. I\u2019m from what you would call inner time.\u201d<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/who492.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-181\" alt=\"who492\" src=\"https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/who492-300x234.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"234\" srcset=\"https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/who492-300x234.jpg 300w, https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/who492-260x202.jpg 260w, https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/who492-160x124.jpg 160w, https:\/\/keithgoodnight.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/who492.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I may have missed a previous example, but I don\u2019t think so. It think this episode is the first time that Classic Dr Who has employed computer graphics. We\u2019ve seen numbers on computer screens before, and we\u2019ve seen non-computer graphics presented as displays on supposed computer screens, but not actual computer graphics. In this episode, on board the alien spaceship the Doctor calls up a navigational display of the ship\u2019s current position over the stone circle, and gets the graphic shown here. I\u2019m sure it looked very futuristic at the time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h4>Next Week:<\/h4>\n<p>\u201cThe Androids of Tara,\u201d 4 episodes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The search for the third segment of the Key to Time leads the Doctor, Romana and K-9 to the Doctor\u2019s favorite planet, Earth, in a story that is a complete opposite from last week\u2019s. 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